For my birthday this year, I would quite like to see Romeo and Juliet at the RSC in Stratford. The good thing about buying me this as a birthday gift, would be three fold:-
1)We don't have to go to Fawlty Towers again for a birthday meal.
2)Not only is this a good birthday present, it is also enabling me to cross another task off my list.
3)It would make your wife very happy ( I would have been happier if I'd seen David Tennant in Hamlet, but never mind!)
I look forward to your response.